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ISD Challenge Report #25
VA Daniel Bonini
4/2/2007

ISD Challenge Weekly Report #25

ISD Challenge Weekly Report #25 – 02nd of April 2007

 

Introduction

Hello, pilots,

The Wing Flying Competition ended yesterday, with good participation rate. Congrats are in order to LT Dempsey and LT Toran Yarr, for achieving first and second places!! But mostly congrats to all who took part!!

One other competition that ended this week was Beir’s Birthday run-on. Again, congratulations to everyone who posted on the run-on, which was a lot of fun, and still is, because there’s no reason why it should stop... The competition winners were COL Domi, CM Garrett Hap’kette, CM John T. Clark, LT Dempsey and LT Zosite Konstyte Styles. Congratulations to you all :)

In the meantime, talks have begun about the upcoming competition against the Calamari Cruiser Redemption, and we’ll be sorting out the details as soon as possible. If you missed it last week, take a look at this thread: http://mb.emperorshammer.net/viewtopic.php?t=4607. Get ready for battle...

LT Dempsey was chosen as the Wing X Pilot of the Month of March, after achieving two out of the four Pilot of the Week titles. Many congratulations to LT Dempsey!! And I’d also like to say that it was a very tough fight this month for this title, and some other pilots really deserve it too... Keep it up!!!

Praemega competition ended with the score of 8x1 towards Praetorian Squadron, which were declared winners of the competition. Congratulations to the Praetorian Squadron, and also to Omega for putting up a fight with them ;)

Inferno CMDR position is still open for applications. This can be your opportunity to command one of the greatest squadrons in the history of the TIE Corps...apply now!!

There are also many Flight Leader positions open in the Ship. Currently, open positions are: Thunder Flight 2; Typhoon Flight 3; Inferno Flight 2 (waiting for CMDR to be appointed first); and Omicron Flight 3. I’d like these positions filled as soon as possible with good active officers, willing to lead a few other pilots into greatness :)

The EH ended in second place in the XvT Week of War. Many congrats to all officers who participated in this great achievement!!

 

News

* Applications for Inferno CMDR still being accepted...apply now!!

* Praetorian achieved victory over Omega

* One CMDR position open, Four FL Positions open, twenty six FM Positions open....RECRUIT!!!!

* Dempsey won Wing Flying comp, followed by Toran....great work!!!

* Ship vs. Ship competition on the works...be prepared...

* Beir’s Birthday run-on comp ended: Domi, Hap, Zos, Dempsey and Clark got medals!!!

* EH achieved second place in XvT WoW!!

* LT Dempsey is March’s Wing X Pilot of the Month!!!

* Applications for: IO, TCBGCOM, TO, SO, OPS, RO, COMM, COO, LO, and CA:TO are being accepted...

* Freeworlds!!!!! http://freeworlds.emperorshammer.net/

* We need more pilots....recruit!!!!

 

T/D Astra Fighter’s Flight Status

- Flew TIE-TC 46 – 1 mission flown

 

Commodore’s Other Activities

- Big update on the Challenge website
- Awarded 1 Loc for victory in the XvT WoW!!!
- Overviewed Challenge operations

 

Fleet News

http://www.ehtiecorps.org/news.asp
http://www.emperorshammer.org/news.htm

 

Competitions

* Praemega Propaganda Parade
Praetorian and Omega feel the need to oil each other up and flext their collective muscles - the rest of the fleet feels the need to mock them. In the vein of the Banner Prank comp VA Jarek would like you all to come up with the best gfx mocking either (or both) elite squadrons. For hints see
http://mb.emperorshammer.net/viewtopic.php?t=4601 entries to me at dgm@ehdb.net, attaching submissions as a jpeg or similar format. End date is 04/20/2007. IS-GR for 1st place, IS-SR for 2nd place, IS-BRs for excellent entries.

* Friday’s Vaping Rhapsody
The new Multiplayer competition hosted by our own LCM Zosite. They happen every Friday at 15:30 EST on the #EHCOO channel. Platforms are XWA and XvT, and DFCs can be awarded.

* TIE Corps Training Competition
Every Saturday, 1300 to 1600 EST on #EHCOO
Multiplayer competition with XWA, XvT and IA. DFCs can be awarded.

* Competition – the spice of life...
MUHAHAHA.
A little friendly competition to liven up this very special report (TAC Report #250). This will be AD Master’s twenty first TAC report, in each of these reports at the top there’s is a movie/tv/game quote.
The first three to email AD Master with all 21 correct answers will win IS-GR, IS-SR & IS-BR (or subgroup equivalent).
The subject line of the email should read 'When TACcy Speaks...noone listens' :P
And don't forget to include your ID Line.
Let the madness begin!

* Let’s get ready to RUUUUUUUMBLE!
Ahhhh January, the only other time of year AD Master care about professional wrestling, why? Cause its the Royal Rumble, and this year..it was goooooood.
So following his current trend of shameless rip-off comps he’s starting a new comp!
Razz
Start Date: 10th February 2007
End Date: 24th February 2007 (looks like it was postponed...)
Medals: IS-GW x3 (or subgroup equivalent)
Missions: Custom Missions

Info: One FREE (each platform), one winner (again each platform).
The three winners (you can only win one platform) will then have the opportunity to enter the 'Shameless Wrestlemania competition' in April for an IS-PW.
Currently he’s hoping to have three custom missions of his done in time, but since he really hates making stuff under pressure (comes out crap and lame) he’s not promising nothing.
Oh and don't worry, they will be beta checked before you fly them
Razz

* Master's Monthly Map & Mission Mayhem
Start Date: 10/1/2006
Parties Involved: EH-wide
Medals: IS-GR, IS-SR, IS-BR (or subgroup equivalent) each month.
According to the System Manual (
http://sysman.emperorshammer.net/) the EH is in control of ten systems.
Each month Master is going to pick a planet from one of the EH Controlled Systems* from the manual. Those interested will then have the remainder of the month to create a Empire at War or SW Galactic Battlegrounds or Jedi Academy map based on that planet.

*Master may throw in the odd other planet from SW from time to time with more bonuses.
Designers are free to do as they like with the map provided basics stay true to the System Manual information.
Maps will be judged on: Technical realization (use wat u got), general plotline & general enjoyment.
All maps should be submitted ala standard TACcy Rules and via the Custom BSF (
http://tac.emperorshammer.net/tacdb/batsubmit.asp)
All maps will be judged by TAC.
Additional M: AD Master has decided to change the plot of his funkily named competition for the new year.
He has added an additional M! Now the comp also includes our flying platforms! So that means when he gives us a planet each month you can base a TIE or even an XW free on that planet! Awards remains as an IS-GR each month, and he has yet to give away a single one
Sad
Anyway....
February's World of the Moment is.....Aurora Prime!!!
http://sysman.emperorshammer.net/aurora.php
The fabulous EH homeworld provides, warm days, cold nights, a Dark Jedi infested moon, three funky massive platforms and the ever impressive New Imperial City....think of all the fun you could have. MUHAHAHAHHAA!!!!
Winning submission will be judged by AD Master based on fun level, plotline and bribes! All submissions should go through the
Custom Battle Submission Form as always, with a MMMMM mentioned in the comments box.

* Ace of the Tie Corps
Starting this month, we now have a new monthly competition series - Ace of the TIE Corps. The concept is simple - the pilot with the most flown missions at the end of each month will recieve an Iron Star with Gold Wings and the title "Ace of the Month". You will be able to see the progress of pilots over time by checking the Pilot Kill Board. At the end of the year, the pilot with the most missions flown will recieve an Iron Star with Platinum Wings and the title of "Ace of the TIE Corps".
The competition is open to all members of the TIE Corps and the counts are based on missions.

* Golden Tug Awards 2007
It's time once again to award the famed and feared Golden Tug Awards!!!!!
Details: http://mb.emperorshammer.net/viewtopic.php?t=4496
06 Submissions: http://mb.emperorshammer.net/viewtopic.php?t=4441

* Frozen Doom Competition
The weekly multiplayer combat calendar events are returning! Starting with the Frozen Doom Competition!!! It will be held on Tuesdays from 1900 EST to 2200 EST!
Host is GN Ric Taldrya! Matches take place in #EHCOO, COME ONE COME ALL!
Having said that, DFCs will no longer be awarded for 24/7 LoCs. They will only be awarded for winning combat calendar events. If you do fly a 24/7 LoC match, e-mail the scores to
coo@emperorshammer.org.

* Wing X Pilot of the Week/Month 4
Each week the Wing X Commander will choose a pilot he believes has performed better then any other pilot on the ship that week. At the end of the month, Challenge Commodore will look at the overall performance of every Pilot of the Week for that month, and will choose one of them to become the Pilot of the Month. Each Pilot of the Week will be awarded an IS-BR and each Pilot of the Month will be awarded an IS-SR. The Wing X Pilot of the week will always be chosen in the Wing Commander’s report.

 

Dark Lord of the Week

The highly prestigious title of Dark Lord of the Week is only given to the person who has most advanced the success of the Ship, amused the Commodore, or slipped me the most $5 notes in a brown paper bag. This week's winner is:

COL Darklord, for being a great WC, and still finding time to fly many battles!!!

 

Ewok of the Week

Yub Yub!

Every story has a hero, every journey has a first step, every Fleet has a pilot who's about as much use as an ashtray on a speeder bike. This weeks's Prize Ewok is none other than:

 

People who doesn’t apply for Inferno CMDR...

 

Quote of the Week

1 – Provided by Zosite:
“<LC_KBeir> more files
<LC_KBeir> more BSFs
<LC_KBeir> I can't take it
<GodoNurok> Umm...drink...beer?
<Zosite|Score> I have a rep on my inbox! Aaaaargh
<LC_KBeir> I can't take anymore!
<GodoNurok> *L*
<LC_KBeir> I can't take it
* LC_KBeir turns into a nervous wreck...
<DirtyVadah> how many BSFs?
* LC_KBeir un-buttons his holster
* LC_KBeir shakily removes his blaster and levels it to his head
* LC_KBeir (kbeir@208.5.151.27) Marcha (Quit: BANG!)
* LT_Dempsey sent one more pilotfile as well, before going to bed
<DirtyVadah> haha poor guy
* LC_KBeir (kbeir@208.5.151.27) ha entrado en #wing_x
<DirtyVadah> Glad I'm done with CMDRing :P
<GodoNurok> Ms Dempsey has got it in the bag I tell ya!
<Zosite|Score> Hehe... I'll forward you 50 more missions tonight just in case Sir ^_^
<LC_KBeir> NO!
<LC_KBeir> Not more!
<LC_KBeir> Please no more!”

He’s gonna bloooooooooow!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

2 – Second one provided by Zosite:
“* `Shive goes back to finding a way out of getting married.
<LT_Dempsey> just say no ?
<`Shive> She won't take no for an answer
<LT_Dempsey> find a cheap hooker and get your picture taken and have i delivered in the mail
<LT_Dempsey> fake a police report stating you're the prime suspect in the untimely demise of your first three wives
<LT_Dempsey> join the french foreign legion
<LT_Dempsey> tell lord vader he's a sissy
<`Angelus> 3 magic word: I am gay
<LT_Dempsey> you are? didn't know that
<LT_Dempsey> when did you find that out?
<`Angelus> no I'm not
<LT_Dempsey> you just said you are :)
* `Angelus slaps LT_Dempsey around a bit with a large trout
<LCM_ZositeKS> Oh, yeah. Now try to fix that, Colonel xD
<LT_Dempsey> you knew about that?
<`Angelus> :D
* LT_Dempsey writes up a report for the Wing X newsletter
* `Darklord thinks Angel just came up with a quote for one of the reports :)
<LCM_ZositeKS> Word!”

Hehehehe....in defense of the good Colonel, he used to have a relationship with Buffy....that, before mixing vampires into the Star Wars Universe, of course ;)

3 – Dan: “Aye!!!
Too damn quiet!!!!
Osk: shhhhhhh, trying to get drunk in peace here...
Sorry, Osk.....ZOSIIIIIITE, BE QUIET, OSK IS TRYING TO.....hold on....”

Zosite: “*Zósite, afraid after hearing the very howl of Hell hordes throws accidentally a huge crystal alambic which crashes with the noise of the Apocalypse upon two Ewoks. The Ewoks start crying loudly and another older Ewok nearby starts crying too given the fact that the first two were his children. LT Anahorn Dempsey gets also afraid from such mess and screws up his last created mission making 3 ISDs to collide and LT Godo Nurok, completely nuts, starts dancing all around playing some war songs with a bagpipe. LC Kadon Beir tries to put some order using from the commanding old style... yelling orders.* 

    <Zósite> - SIR!! PLEASE, DON'T DO IT AGAIN!!! YOU AFRAID US AND THE NEXT BOOZE SHIPMENT WON'T BE IN TIME UNDER THESE CIRCUMSTANCES!!!!

Does anyone else hear a buzz?? :D

4 – HA Frodo March: “if crazy extremists can find your site, I bet you that pilots will ;)”

Indeed :D

 

Ship Statistics

Commodore: VA Daniel Bonini
FCHG Points: 1561 (Optio)

Wing Commander: COL Darklord
FCHG points: 878 (Decurion)

Thunder Squadron
Pilots: 8
FCHG points combined: 3625
Average: 453,125 (Legionnaire)

Typhoon Squadron
Pilots: 7
FCHG points combined: 1612
Average: 230,286 (Gallant)

Inferno Squadron
Pilots: 6
FCHG points combined: 2048
Average: 341,333 (Paladin)

Cyclone Squadron
Pilots: 8
FCHG points combined: 7427
Average: 928,375 (Decurion)

Tornado Squadron
Pilots: 8
FCHG points combined: 912
Average: 114,000 (Dragoon)

Omicron Squadron
Pilots: 4
FCHG points combined: 1436
Average: 359,000 (Paladin)

ISD Challenge Overall (Commodore included)
Commodore: 1
Wing Commander: 1

Pilots: 41
Total FCHG points: 19499
Ship Average: 453,465 (Legionnaire)

 

Conclusion

And there goes March!!! I am impressed with this month’s activity you all showed, and I am pretty sure that many good medals will be awarded for the Monthly Evaluations. Hopefully we can make it happen by the end of the week.

For April, I want more!!! More flying, more recruiting, more talking, more stories, more run-ons, and especially more pilots being active!! So, if you haven’t been as active as you could, here is your chance to pick up again. There are many competitions in squadron levels, and there will be many more in all levels. And for those who have been as active as they can....my sincere congratulations!! Either way, I want you all to have the most fun you can....that’s what the Challenge is all about!!

 

Links

TC Site: http://www.ehtiecorps.org/news.asp
ISD Challenge:
http://isdchallenge.tcbg.net/
MB's:
http://mb.emperorshammer.net/
mIRC:
http://www.mirc.com/
ChalRadio: www.chalradio.com
Wing X Battleboard:
http://gysnet.com/index.php?wing=10

If you get mIRC, join an undernet server and join #wing_x.

 

Respectfully submitted


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