* `Prost throws B at DV as a birthday present :P
* DirtyVader blows B
(DirtyVader): ack!
(DirtyVader): that sounded wrong all wrong!

Alright, folks! Another exciting week. This week features my new sexay report format, courtesy of CM Katherine Cantor Flyer! Thanks!

In addition, a happy birthday to both ChalCOM Locke and MAJ Dirty Vader, who both celebrated a birthday on Saturday! Congrats to you both!

For those who are following ImpStorm, we got our ass kicked by the Sith in that MP matchup, but we in turn killed the ATF.

Congrats to Dan for finally taking the first step in admitting that he has a bastard Jawa son. As we all know denial is the first step in recovery and we hope that Dan will soon learn to deal with this and learn to love and accept himself, even if he did f**k a Jawa. :P

* One in-Wing transfer this week. COL George transferred from Typhoon to Thunder, to help Azurin jumpstart Thunder's engine!

* Biggest newest this week were the results of our June Comps. For the letterhead graphics competition, CM Katherine Cantor Flyer earned an IS-SR and IS-BR for her ISD Challenge graphic and her Typhoon Squadron graphic. LC Chris McCollum earned an IS-SR for his Wing X graphic. CM Kate's layout for my WC Report Template comp won (you're looking at it :P). For the Sexy Names Comp, CM Kate's list of guy names (Julian, Dante, Leo, Joe, Jaden, and Hunter) won, while LC Chris McCollum's list of girl names (Veronica, Raven, Violet, Victoria, Ally, Jezebel, and Julia) won. A total of eight medals have been awarded, or will be when the OPS dude returns. Congrats to all who participated!

* If you've been doing activity like SWG or Freeworlds, make sure you let your CMDR's know! It counts as activity!

All news can be found at http://www.ehtiecorps.org/news.asp

1. TIE Corps Battlegroup Training Night. The TCBG sponsored MP night. Show up in IRC channel #EHCOC on Saturdays at 6pm GMT (1pm EST) to win LoC's and DFC's!

2. ISD Challenge Domination Bonanza! This competition will pit all six squadrons of the Challenge against each other to determine which squadron is the Top Squadron of them all! It will consist of six events, spanning the entire month of July. First place in an event will earn that squadron three points, second place will earn the squadron two points, and third place will earn the squadron one point. Squadron with the most points at the end of July, wins! The only event that will differ is the Citations competition: first place squad in that event takes three points, so on and so forth. For full details, check your inbox for an email from me and/or your CMDR's

LCM Marlin, with 38 missions flown.

Thunder: Received
Typhoon: Received
Inferno: Received
Cyclone: Received
Tornado: Received
Tempest: Received

This pic is courtesy of MAJ Dirty Vader

This second pic is courtesy of COL George. There is currently a poll up at the EH MB. Vote for which is your favorite!

It can be found at http://mb.emperorshammer.net/viewtopic.php?t=1323

On a side note, the final paragraph of my opening statements were courtesy of LCM Prost! It's all related to his submission for the new Tempest Mascot. Thanks, P!

TC Site: http://www.ehtiecorps.org/news.asp
ISD Challenge: http://isdchallenge.tcbg.net/
MB's: http://mb.emperorshammer.net/

mIRC: http://www.mirc.com/

If you get mIRC, join an undernet server and join #wing_x. I'm frequently there using Coranel or Cor-dead or some other variant as a nick

 

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